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SMS Abbreviations
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Abbr. Meaning1ce once
2 to
26y4u too ***y for you
2day today
2mor tomorrow
2moro tomorrow
2morrow tomorrow
2nite tonight
3sum threesome
4 for
911 emergency - call me
add address
afaik as far as i know
agreemt agreement
aka also known as
asap as soon as possible
atb all the best
ayor at your own risk
b be
b/c because
b4 before
b4n or bfn bye for now
bbl be back late(r)
bcnu be seeing you
b'day birthday
bhl8 be home late
bil boss is listening
brb be right back
btdt been there done that
btw by the way
buzz off buzz off
c see
cid consider it done
cmi call me
coz because
ctr center
cu see you
cu @ see you around
cub l8r call you back later
cul see you later
cul8tr see you later
cuz because
cyr bos call your boss
cyr bro call your brother
cyr h call your husband
cyr ma call your mother
cyr ofis call your office
cyr pa call your father
cyr sis call your sister
cyr wf call your wife
d or de the
da the
don doing
dylm do you like me
ez easy
f2f face to face
f2t free to talk
fotflol falling on the floor, laughing out loud
fyi for your information
gal get a life
gr8 great
grt great
gtg got to go
gudluk good luck
h8 hate
hak hugs and kisses
hand have a nice day
hot4u hot for you
how r u how are you
hp handphone
ic i see
iluvu i love you
im2gud4u i'm too good for you
imho in my humble opinion
imnsho in my not so humble opinion
imtng in meeting
iyq i like you
j/k or jk just kidding
jhb johannesburg
jic just in case
jk just kdding
k okay
kit keep in touch
kwim know what i mean
l8 late
l8er later
l8r later
landing l&n
ldn london
lol laughing out loud or loads of love
luv love
lv love
lying lyn
m8 mate
mgmt management
mmfu my mate fancies you
mob mobile
msg message
msia malaysia
mtfbwu may the force be with you
mtg meeting
mth month
myob mind your own business
n and
n case in case
n/a not applicable
ne any
ne1 anyone
nethng anything
niting anything
no1 no one
nothing nufn
np no problem
nvm never mind
oic oh, i see
omg oh, my god
paw parents are watching
pcm please call me
pcme please call me
planned pl&
pls please
plz please
plz 4gv me please forgive me
po$bl possible
ppl people
prl parents are listening
puks pick up kids
r are
rgds regards
ringl8 running late
rtfm read the flippin' manual
ru are you
ru cmng are you coming
ru ok are you ok?
ruok are you okay?
shopping shopn
sit stay in touch
soz sorry
spk speak
stfu shut the flip up
sum1 someone
tel telephone
thanq thank you
thkq thank you
thx thanks
tmb text me back
tq thank you
ttyl talk to you
tx thanks
txt bac text back
tyvm thank you very much
u you
ur your
ura* you are a star
uraqt you are a cutie
w/ with
w/o without
w8 wait
w84m wait for me
waiting w8n
wan2 want to
wan2tlk want to talk?
wbs with
wearing a walkman [:-)
wel well
wiv write back soon
wknd weekend
wot what
wru where are you?
wu what's up?
wud? what you doing
wygowm will you go out with me
x kiss
xlnt excellent
xoxox hugs and kisses
y why
yr your
yyssw yeah yeah sure sure whatever
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Abbreviations in the Net
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Abbr. Meaning
; big grin
; develish grin
; evil grin
; grin (very common)
; grinning, ducking, and running! (uncommon)
; grinning, ducking & running very very fast ...
; big grin (etc.)
; impish grin
; smiling
; word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error
; very big grin
2F4U too fast for you
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact (very rare)
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIJ Am I Jesus?
AISI As I See It
aka also known as
AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different ...
APA Amateur Press Association
AS On Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Friggin' Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AYOR At Your Own Risc
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAD Broken As Designed
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Bulletin Board System
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BFHD Big Fat Hairy Deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very rare)
BFN Bye For Now
BION Believe It Or Not
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BNFSCD But Now For Something Completly Different
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be Right Back
BRS Big Red Switch
BS BullShit
BTA But Then Again
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT But You Knew That
CAD - Control-Alternate-Delete - Computer Aided Design
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CfD Call For Discussion
CfV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (Italian)
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO Conference
CP Copy Protection
CU See You
CU2 See You, Too
CUL - Catch You Later - See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CWYL Chat With You Later
D/L Download
DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DIIK Damned/Darn If I know
DL DownLoad
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
EM Ethnic Minority
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOT End of Thread
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
FAQ FAQ = Frequently asked questions
FB Files Busy
FCFS First Come First Served
FD FrontDoor
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIFO First In, First Out
FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth, insert foot, echo)
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
fn Funktion
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOOBAR see FUBAR
FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (about harddisks!)
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead!
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFC Going For Coffee
GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out - Garbage In, Gospel Out (people
accepting blindly what they are told)
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GMAFB Give Me A Freeping Break
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike!
GNU Gnu Not Unix
GOK God Only Knows
GOWI Get On With It
GP,F Go Puke, Fast!
GROK As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding.
h/w hardware
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HHO1/2K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHTT Ha Ha Thump Thump
HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HSIK How Should I Know
HTH Hope This Helps!
HUA Heads Up, Ace
I/O Input/Output
IAAA I Am An Acountant
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case
IAE In any event
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I See
IHHO In Her/His Humble Opinion
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIWM If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMRO In My Royal Opinion
INPO In No Particular Order
IOW In Other Words
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWBNI If (It?) Would Be Nice If
IYFxxx Insert Your Favorite xxx, xxx e.g. EM = Ethnic Minority in jokes)
JAM Just A Moment
JAS Just A Second
JAUA Just Another Useless Answer
JIC Just In Case
KBD Keyboard
KHYF Know How You Feel
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
L8R Later
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die.
LD Long Distance
lib Library
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTIP Laughing Til' I Puke
LTNT Long Time, No Type
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate ***
MOTM Member Of The Month
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite ***
MOTSS Member Of The Same ***
msg Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
n/a not applicable
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NB Nota Bene
NBD No Big Deal
NFG No Freeping Good
NFI No Friggin' Idea
NFW No Friggin' Way!!
NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NINO - No Input, No Output - Nothing In, Nothing Out
NOYB None Of Your Business
NQA No Question Asked
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now that you mention it
N'SP Nobody'S Perfect
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
obj Objekt
ObJoke Obligatory Joke
OBTW Oh, By The Way
Ofs Offset
OIC Oh! I See
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
op Operator
OTF On The Floor
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
PABG Packing A Big Gun
PBM Play By Mail (game)
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me, etc.
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
POSSLQ Person of Opposite *** Sharing Living Quarters
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce ... used when ???
Prgm Program
proc Prozedur
PS postscript/post scriptum
ptr Pointer
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APA abbreviation)
RfD Request For Discussion
rgds Regards
RHIP Rank Has It's Privileges
RLCO Real Life Conference
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing!
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor, Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor, Laughing Guts Out!
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor, Laughing
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCACTC Rolling On the Floor, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet and Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB
Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet, Dancing In Circles And Jumping Through The Window,
Almost Dieing By Smashing Into HP Who's Then Running Horrified Into The Street Being Killed Accidentally
By A Yellow Bulldozer
ROTFLTC Rolling On The Floor, Licking The Glue
ROTFLSHTIH Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts
ROTFLSHTIHHSSMTISDSSWD
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts Her Sides So Much That If She Doesn't Stop She Will Die
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFF Read That F**king (FAQing, fine, freaking or whatever) FAQ
RTFM Read That *Fine*/ Farging/ Fershlugginer/ Flaming/ Freaking/Friendly/Friggin'/ F**king Manual
RTFMA Read The Friggin' Manual, Again
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM Read Your Friendly/Friggin'/F**king Manual!
RYS Read Your Screen
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
seg Segment
SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SITD Still In The Dark
SLH Sub Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
SLM See Last Mail
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering
SnailMail The U.S. Postal Service
SO Significant Order
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOL - S*** Out of Luck - Sooner Or Later
SOS Same Old Stuff
SOTA State Of The Art
SOW Speaking Of Which
sp? spelling correct?
SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWALCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Cause A Kiss Won't Stick
SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYSOP System Operator
SYT Sweet Young Thing
TACE To A Certain Extent
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TDM Too Dang Many
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanx For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF Thank God, It's Friday
THANX Thanks
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLH Top Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
TM - Thread Mangler - TradeMark
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOYM Turn On Your Mind!
TPTB The Powers That Be
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Doughnut
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk/Type To You Later
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting)
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U University
U/L Upload
UL Upload
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UoX University of X
UTSL Use The Source, Luke!
w/ with
w/o without
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows)
WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary Forum Administrator/Sysop
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WRT With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTFDIK What The Freep Do I Know
WTH What The Heck
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAxxx Yet Another xxx
YGLT You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When ...
and the last one
RBV requested by Vangogh....
; impish grin
2F4U too fast for you
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact (very rare)
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIJ Am I Jesus?
AISI As I See It
aka also known as
AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different ...
APA Amateur Press Association
AS On Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Friggin' Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AYOR At Your Own Risc
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAD Broken As Designed
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Bulletin Board System
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BFHD Big Fat Hairy Deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very rare)
BFN Bye For Now
BION Believe It Or Not
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BNFSCD But Now For Something Completly Different
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be Right Back
BRS Big Red Switch
BS BullShit
BTA But Then Again
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT But You Knew That
CAD - Control-Alternate-Delete - Computer Aided Design
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CfD Call For Discussion
CfV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (Italian)
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO Conference
CP Copy Protection
CU See You
CU2 See You, Too
CUL - Catch You Later - See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CWYL Chat With You Later
D/L Download
DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DIIK Damned/Darn If I know
DL DownLoad
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
EM Ethnic Minority
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOT End of Thread
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
FAQ FAQ = Frequently asked questions
FB Files Busy
FCFS First Come First Served
FD FrontDoor
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIFO First In, First Out
FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth, insert foot, echo)
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
fn Funktion
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOOBAR see FUBAR
FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (about harddisks!)
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead!
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFC Going For Coffee
GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out - Garbage In, Gospel Out (people
accepting blindly what they are told)
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GMAFB Give Me A Freeping Break
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike!
GNU Gnu Not Unix
GOK God Only Knows
GOWI Get On With It
GP,F Go Puke, Fast!
GROK As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding.
h/w hardware
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HHO1/2K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHTT Ha Ha Thump Thump
HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HSIK How Should I Know
HTH Hope This Helps!
HUA Heads Up, Ace
I/O Input/Output
IAAA I Am An Acountant
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case
IAE In any event
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I See
IHHO In Her/His Humble Opinion
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIWM If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMRO In My Royal Opinion
INPO In No Particular Order
IOW In Other Words
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWBNI If (It?) Would Be Nice If
IYFxxx Insert Your Favorite xxx, xxx e.g. EM = Ethnic Minority in jokes)
JAM Just A Moment
JAS Just A Second
JAUA Just Another Useless Answer
JIC Just In Case
KBD Keyboard
KHYF Know How You Feel
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
L8R Later
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die.
LD Long Distance
lib Library
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTIP Laughing Til' I Puke
LTNT Long Time, No Type
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate ***
MOTM Member Of The Month
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite ***
MOTSS Member Of The Same ***
msg Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
n/a not applicable
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NB Nota Bene
NBD No Big Deal
NFG No Freeping Good
NFI No Friggin' Idea
NFW No Friggin' Way!!
NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NINO - No Input, No Output - Nothing In, Nothing Out
NOYB None Of Your Business
NQA No Question Asked
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now that you mention it
N'SP Nobody'S Perfect
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
obj Objekt
ObJoke Obligatory Joke
OBTW Oh, By The Way
Ofs Offset
OIC Oh! I See
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
op Operator
OTF On The Floor
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
PABG Packing A Big Gun
PBM Play By Mail (game)
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me, etc.
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
POSSLQ Person of Opposite *** Sharing Living Quarters
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce ... used when ???
Prgm Program
proc Prozedur
PS postscript/post scriptum
ptr Pointer
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APA abbreviation)
RfD Request For Discussion
rgds Regards
RHIP Rank Has It's Privileges
RLCO Real Life Conference
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing!
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor, Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor, Laughing Guts Out!
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor, Laughing
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCACTC Rolling On the Floor, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet and Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB
Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet, Dancing In Circles And Jumping Through The Window,
Almost Dieing By Smashing Into HP Who's Then Running Horrified Into The Street Being Killed Accidentally
By A Yellow Bulldozer
ROTFLTC Rolling On The Floor, Licking The Glue
ROTFLSHTIH Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts
ROTFLSHTIHHSSMTISDSSWD
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts Her Sides So Much That If She Doesn't Stop She Will Die
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFF Read That F**king (FAQing, fine, freaking or whatever) FAQ
RTFM Read That *Fine*/ Farging/ Fershlugginer/ Flaming/ Freaking/Friendly/Friggin'/ F**king Manual
RTFMA Read The Friggin' Manual, Again
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM Read Your Friendly/Friggin'/F**king Manual!
RYS Read Your Screen
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
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SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SITD Still In The Dark
SLH Sub Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
SLM See Last Mail
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering
SnailMail The U.S. Postal Service
SO Significant Order
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOL - S*** Out of Luck - Sooner Or Later
SOS Same Old Stuff
SOTA State Of The Art
SOW Speaking Of Which
sp? spelling correct?
SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWALCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Cause A Kiss Won't Stick
SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYSOP System Operator
SYT Sweet Young Thing
TACE To A Certain Extent
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TDM Too Dang Many
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanx For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF Thank God, It's Friday
THANX Thanks
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLH Top Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
TM - Thread Mangler - TradeMark
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOYM Turn On Your Mind!
TPTB The Powers That Be
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Doughnut
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk/Type To You Later
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting)
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U University
U/L Upload
UL Upload
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UoX University of X
UTSL Use The Source, Luke!
w/ with
w/o without
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows)
WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary Forum Administrator/Sysop
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WRT With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTFDIK What The Freep Do I Know
WTH What The Heck
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAxxx Yet Another xxx
YGLT You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When ...
and the last one
RBV requested by Vangogh....
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| Zero | ||
| One | ||
| Ten | ||
| Thank You | ||
| One to one | ||
| leet or Elite | ||
| Last | ||
| once | ||
| to, two | ||
| too ***y for you | ||
| To be or not to be | ||
| today | ||
| tomorrow | ||
| Two and Eight (Right Old State) | ||
| tonight | ||
| To you, too | ||
| Three | ||
| for | ||
| Four | ||
| Info | ||
| Forever | ||
| Forever and Ever | ||
| Five | ||
| Six | ||
| Seven | ||
| Sick | ||
| Eight | ||
| "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of" | ||
| Nine | ||
| Smiles | ||
| At The End Of The Day | ||
| Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace | ||
| All For One And One For All | ||
| American Association Against Acronym Abuse | ||
| As A Friend | ||
| Asleep At Keyboard | ||
| As a matter of fact | ||
| As A Matter Of Interest | ||
| At Any Rate | ||
| At Any Rate | ||
| Alive And Smiling | ||
| Always At The Keyboard | ||
| As Always, Your Friend | ||
| Ass Backwards | ||
| A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush | ||
| Abbreviations | ||
| About To | ||
| Alt Control Delete | ||
| Access Control Entry | ||
| Acknowledgement | ||
| Another Day Another Dollar | ||
| All Done Bye Bye | ||
| Another Day In Hell | ||
| Another Day In Paradise | ||
| Any day now | ||
| Any day now | ||
| Address | ||
| As Early As Possible | ||
| A Friend As Good As You | ||
| A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted | ||
| As far as I'm concerned | ||
| As Far As I Can See | ||
| As far as I can tell | ||
| As Far As I Know | ||
| As Far As I Understand | ||
| As Far As I Understand It | ||
| As Far As Possible | ||
| Away From Computer | ||
| Any Fucking Day Now | ||
| As Far As I Am Aware | ||
| A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed | ||
| Away From Keyboard | ||
| All fucked up | ||
| Acronym free zone | ||
| And God Knows What Else | ||
| And I'm a monkey's uncle | ||
| As It Happens | ||
| As I Mentioned Before | ||
| Always In My Prayers | ||
| As I Said Earlier | ||
| As I see it | ||
| Also Known As | ||
| As Late As Possible | ||
| Actually Laughing Out Loud | ||
| Act Locally, Think Globally | ||
| As Many As Possible | ||
| All my best wishes | ||
| Adios, motherfucker! | ||
| All My Love | ||
| And now for a word from our web sponsor | ||
| And Now For Something Completely Different | ||
| All of a sudden | ||
| Abuse Of Bandwidth | ||
| Army of lamers | ||
| Apple pie | ||
| As Soon As "Friggin" Possible | ||
| As Soon As Possible | ||
| Age, ***, Location? | ||
| Age/***/Location/Music/Hobbies? | ||
| At The Keyboard | ||
| At The Moment | ||
| At the same time | ||
| All the Web or Around the Web | ||
| Are we going to have to go through this again? | ||
| Absent Without Leave | ||
| As You Know | ||
| Are You Stupid Or Something? | ||
| And you're telling me this because? | ||
| be | ||
| Before | ||
| Bye For Now | ||
| Before You | ||
| Before You Know It | ||
| Bursting A Gut | ||
| Back At Keyboard | ||
| Business As Usual | ||
| Bathroom break | ||
| Bye-Bye for Now | ||
| Bye Bye Be Good | ||
| Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel | ||
| Bye-Bye for Now | ||
| Be back in a bit | ||
| Be back in a few | ||
| Be Back In A Sec | ||
| Be Back In A While | ||
| Be Back Later | ||
| Bye, Bye Now | ||
| Be Back Soon | ||
| Be Back Soon Darling | ||
| Be Back Sooner or Later | ||
| Be Back Tomorrow | ||
| Because | ||
| Big company, big school | ||
| be seeing you | ||
| Because | ||
| Big Deal | ||
| Big dumb company or Big dot com | ||
| Big damn number | ||
| Nudge | ||
| Boyfriend | ||
| Big fucking deal | ||
| Best Friends Forever | ||
| Bye For Now | ||
| Big grin | ||
| Bald headed old fart | ||
| Basis in fact or before I forget | ||
| Blow it Out Your Nose | ||
| Back in the day | ||
| But in the meantime | ||
| Better Known As | ||
| Byte me | ||
| Byte me on the ass | ||
| Be My Wife | ||
| Big name fan | ||
| buzz off | ||
| Bend over, here it comes again | ||
| Back on topic | ||
| Bathroom | ||
| Be Right Back | ||
| Be Right There | ||
| Big Smile | ||
| But Seriously, Folks | ||
| Byte This | ||
| But then again or Before the attacks | ||
| been there done that | ||
| Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt | ||
| Beats The Heck Out Of Me | ||
| Be there or be square | ||
| Beats the shit out of me | ||
| By The Way | ||
| Be there with bells on | ||
| Butt Ugly | ||
| Best Wishes | ||
| But what do I know? | ||
| Black, white or other | ||
| But you Knew That | ||
| Bring your own rocket launcher | ||
| see | ||
| Ciao for now | ||
| Chat brat | ||
| Call for discussion | ||
| Call for vote | ||
| Goodbye (in Italian) | ||
| consider it done | ||
| CompuServe Information Service | ||
| Count my fingers | ||
| Continued in my next post | ||
| Close Of Business | ||
| Church of Scientology | ||
| because | ||
| Sleepy | ||
| Cross post | ||
| Can't remember a fucking thing | ||
| Cheap, redundant assorted products | ||
| City | ||
| Choking the chicken | ||
| Can't Talk Now | ||
| See You | ||
| See You Later | ||
| See You Later | ||
| See You Later | ||
| See you later | ||
| See You In School! | ||
| Because | ||
| Complete Waste Of Time | ||
| Chat with you later | ||
| Calm Yourself | ||
| See Ya | ||
| See You Later | ||
| See You Tomorrow | ||
| the | ||
| Damn, if I know | ||
| Ducking And Running For Cover | ||
| Doing business as usual | ||
| Due diligence | ||
| Direct distance dial | ||
| Dear Friend | ||
| Dear Hubby or Husband | ||
| Do I Know You | ||
| Do I look like I give a damn? | ||
| Do I look like I give a fuck? | ||
| Do I look like I give a shit? | ||
| Double Income No Kids | ||
| Do it yourself | ||
| Download | ||
| Does Not Compute | ||
| Do Not Disturb | ||
| Did You See That? | ||
| Dying with laughter | ||
| Does what you mean | ||
| Dictionary | ||
| do you like me | ||
| Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work | ||
| Did you see the size of that thing? | ||
| Easy as One, Two, Three | ||
| Eating at Keyboard | ||
| Evil grin | ||
| Evil Laugh | ||
| Excuse Me? | ||
| Excuse me for jumping in | ||
| End of discussion | ||
| End of message | ||
| End of transmission | ||
| Equipment smarter than operator | ||
| End-User License Agreement | ||
| E-mailing while intoxicated | ||
| easy | ||
| Flesh to flesh or Face to face | ||
| free to talk | ||
| Features, attributes, benefits | ||
| Frequently argued issue | ||
| Frequently Asked Questions | ||
| Frequently Asked Questions List | ||
| For Anyone Who Cares | ||
| Failure between keyboard and seat | ||
| For better or worse | ||
| Fucking Butt Ugly | ||
| Fingers Crossed | ||
| Fatal error | ||
| Friends Forever | ||
| Fresh fields and pastures new | ||
| First in, Still Here | ||
| Fill in the Blanks | ||
| Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday... | ||
| fuck off | ||
| Fuck Off And Die | ||
| Friend of a friend | ||
| Free of Charge | ||
| Falling off chair laughing | ||
| Falling on Floor Laughing | ||
| falling on the floor, laughing out loud | ||
| fucking ridiculous electronic device | ||
| from | ||
| File System Check | ||
| Faster than a speeding bullet | ||
| Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down | ||
| Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers | ||
| First Thing In The Morning | ||
| Faster than light | ||
| For The Mother Fucking Win | ||
| For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches | ||
| For the time being | ||
| Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit | ||
| For The Win | ||
| fucked up beyond all belief | ||
| fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair | ||
| Fucked Up Beyond Belief | ||
| Fuck You Buddy I'm Out | ||
| Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt | ||
| Forward | ||
| For What It's Worth | ||
| For your amusement | ||
| For Your Information | ||
| fuck you, I'm fully vested | ||
| fuck you, I'm vested | ||
| For your misinformation | ||
| Fuck you, you sack of shit | ||
| Grin | ||
| Got to Go | ||
| Genius | ||
| Go ahead | ||
| Get A Life | ||
| Give A Little Get A Little | ||
| Great Big Hug | ||
| Get back to work | ||
| Grinning, Ducking and Running | ||
| Girlfirend | ||
| Going for coffee | ||
| Grinning from ear to ear | ||
| Gone for now | ||
| Good Game | ||
| Gotta Go Now | ||
| Good hand partner (for online card games) | ||
| Garbage in, garbage out | ||
| Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt | ||
| Good luck | ||
| Great lovers love alike | ||
| God loves you and so do I | ||
| Giggling my butt off | ||
| Great Minds Think Alike | ||
| Great minds think for themselves | ||
| Got nothing but love for you | ||
| Great! | ||
| Grinning, running and ducking | ||
| Grumble | ||
| Growling | ||
| Go sit on a snake | ||
| Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home) | ||
| got to go | ||
| Got to go, bye | ||
| Got to go pee | ||
| Go To Hell | ||
| Glad to see ya | ||
| Get your pants off | ||
| hate | ||
| Hot Asian babe | ||
| To use something not in its intended manner. | ||
| Have a Great Day | ||
| Have a good night | ||
| Have a good one | ||
| Hugs and kisses | ||
| have a nice day | ||
| Hurry back | ||
| Happy Birthday To You | ||
| Hold | ||
| Hello, Friend | ||
| Hold Hands | ||
| Hanging head in shame | ||
| Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K) | ||
| Ha-Ha, Only Joking | ||
| Ha ha, only kidding | ||
| Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious | ||
| Happy Holidays To You And Yours | ||
| Hope It Helps | ||
| Help! I'm out of coffee | ||
| Hold On A Sec | ||
| Hollywood hacker | ||
| hot for you | ||
| Hope this helps | ||
| Heads up ace | ||
| How You Doing? | ||
| Hugs | ||
| Head up your ass | ||
| Homework | ||
| I Wonder | ||
| In any case | ||
| In any event | ||
| It's all in the subject | ||
| I am not a crook | ||
| I Am Not an Expert | ||
| I am not a lawyer | ||
| I Am Tired | ||
| In A While | ||
| I Will Be Right Back | ||
| In between technology | ||
| I beg to differ | ||
| I See | ||
| I Could Be Wrong | ||
| I Seek you | ||
| Idiot | ||
| I Don't Care | ||
| I Don't Know | ||
| Ideal | ||
| It Does Not Matter | ||
| It's esther's fault | ||
| I found a bug | ||
| I fucked up | ||
| I gotta go pee | ||
| I Get The Point | ||
| I Have Another Instant Message | ||
| I Have No Opinion | ||
| I Have Truly Found Paradise | ||
| I Hate This Fucking Place | ||
| Intel inside, idiot outside | ||
| If it makes any difference | ||
| If I Remember or If I Recall | ||
| If I remember correctly | ||
| If it were me | ||
| I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard | ||
| I Love You | ||
| I love you | ||
| Instant messaging | ||
| In my considered opinion | ||
| In My Honest/Humble Opinion | ||
| in my not so humble opinion | ||
| In My Opinion | ||
| In My Own Words | ||
| In my previous/personal experience | ||
| I Am Sorry | ||
| In my very humble opinion | ||
| It's not my problem | ||
| In no particular order | ||
| I'm outta here | ||
| Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer | ||
| I owe you | ||
| In Other Words | ||
| I'm posting naked | ||
| Internet Relay Chat | ||
| In Real Life | ||
| I said so | ||
| It Seems to Me | ||
| I Seem To Remember | ||
| I See What You Mean | ||
| In the money | ||
| If You Must | ||
| If you say so | ||
| If you know what i mean | ||
| If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do | ||
| In your opinion | ||
| I like you | ||
| If you say so | ||
| If you see what I mean | ||
| Just Another day | ||
| Just another fucking onlooker | ||
| Just A Minute | ||
| Just a second | ||
| Just checking | ||
| Just in case | ||
| Just kidding | ||
| Just My 2 Cents | ||
| You | ||
| Just one of those things | ||
| Just pulling your leg | ||
| Just Teasing | ||
| Just wondering (Wondered) | ||
| Just yanking your chain | ||
| okay | ||
| Keyboard | ||
| Cool | ||
| Kiss for you | ||
| Know How You Feel | ||
| Keep It Real | ||
| Keep It Simple, Stupid | ||
| Keep in touch | ||
| Kiss my ass | ||
| Kiss my royal Irish arse | ||
| Knock | ||
| Kiss on the cheek | ||
| Kiss on the lips | ||
| Know what i mean | ||
| Keep your pants on | ||
| Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters) | ||
| late | ||
| later | ||
| Later | ||
| Laters | ||
| Later | ||
| Let's all get naked and fuck! | ||
| Lame ass quote | ||
| Long distance | ||
| Long Distance Relationship | ||
| Let's do the time warp again | ||
| Last in, first out | ||
| Lots and lots of thunderous applause | ||
| Laugh My Ass Off | ||
| Laughing My Fucking Ass Off | ||
| Let's meet in real life | ||
| Let me know | ||
| London | ||
| Laugh Out Loud | ||
| Lots Of Love | ||
| Laugh Out Loud Again | ||
| Laugh Out Loud +Skates | ||
| Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates | ||
| Laughing Outragously Out Loud | ||
| Long on promises, short on delivery | ||
| Laughing Quietly To Myself | ||
| Little rubber feet | ||
| Long Time No See | ||
| Long time, no talk | ||
| Long term relationship | ||
| Love you like a brother | ||
| Love you like a sister | ||
| love | ||
| Launch When Ready | ||
| Love ya lots | ||
| Love You Like a Brother | ||
| Love you like a sister | ||
| Mate | ||
| Mate or Mates | ||
| Multi-Function Device | ||
| Mit freundlichen Gruessen | ||
| My Heart Bleeds For You | ||
| May I Have Your Attention Please | ||
| My Kind Of Place | ||
| Market Maker | ||
| my mate fancies you | ||
| My Most Humble Apologies To You | ||
| Multimedia Messaging System | ||
| Moment | ||
| Mother Fucker | ||
| One Moment Please | ||
| Mud, Object-Oriented | ||
| Member Of The Opposite *** | ||
| Male or Female? | ||
| Member Of The Same *** | ||
| Member Of The Appropriate *** | ||
| Message Of The Day | ||
| Members Of The Same *** | ||
| Message | ||
| Mean Time Between Failure | ||
| My Thoughts Exactly | ||
| may the force be with you | ||
| May The Force Be With You | ||
| Messed up Beyond All Recognition | ||
| More Will Be Revealed Later | ||
| Mind your own Business | ||
| Noobie (New Person) | ||
| Nice One | ||
| Not To Mention | ||
| Not applicable or Not affiliated | ||
| Nursing at keyboard | ||
| Not A Lot of People Know That | ||
| Not a problem | ||
| Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ) | ||
| No big deal | ||
| No basis in fact | ||
| No comment | ||
| New college graduate | ||
| any | ||
| Anyone | ||
| anyone | ||
| Anyone Here? | ||
| anything | ||
| Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts) | ||
| No fucking clue | ||
| No fucking idea | ||
| No fucking way | ||
| New gme | ||
| Nice Hand (Used in Poker) | ||
| Nude in front of the computer | ||
| No internal message | ||
| Not in my back yard | ||
| Not in my queue | ||
| No Income, No Job, or Assets | ||
| NeverMind | ||
| Not my problem | ||
| no one | ||
| New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!") | ||
| None of your business | ||
| no problem | ||
| Not quite our class, dear | ||
| Energy | ||
| No Reply Necessary | ||
| Not Safe For Work | ||
| No text | ||
| Nice To Know | ||
| Now That You Mention It | ||
| Enough Said | ||
| Nevermind | ||
| No Way! | ||
| New York City finger salute | ||
| On an unrelated subject | ||
| Oh, by the way | ||
| Original equipment manufacturer | ||
| Oh I See | ||
| All Correct | ||
| Online love | ||
| Over My Dead Body | ||
| Oh my fucking God | ||
| Oh My God | ||
| Open mouth, insert keyboard | ||
| Oh no, not again! | ||
| Oh No, Not This Again | ||
| Out of character | ||
| Out Of Facility | ||
| Out Of Interest | ||
| Out of office | ||
| Out of the box or Out of the blue | ||
| Obligatory on topic comment | ||
| Operating system | ||
| Off topic | ||
| On the other hand | ||
| On the Phone | ||
| Over The Top | ||
| Off the Top of my Head | ||
| Oh, You Shut Up | ||
| Or words to that effect | ||
| Australia | ||
| Pretty awesome new stuff | ||
| parents are watching | ||
| Please call me | ||
| Public Domain | ||
| Pulled directly out of my ass | ||
| Pretty Darn Quick | ||
| Problem exists between chair and keyboard | ||
| Peeing in my pants | ||
| Pain In The Arse | ||
| please | ||
| Personal Message | ||
| Pardon me for jumping in | ||
| Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth | ||
| Pardon My Jumping In | ||
| Piss Myself Laughing | ||
| Peeing my pants | ||
| Piss My Pants Funny | ||
| Piss off | ||
| Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday | ||
| Person of no account | ||
| Good-bye | ||
| Parent over shoulder | ||
| Point of view | ||
| People | ||
| Party | ||
| Parents Are Watching | ||
| Post Script | ||
| Please Text Back | ||
| That Stinks | ||
| Ownage - The act of pwning | ||
| Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player") | ||
| Pizza | ||
| Quit Laughing! | ||
| Quit Scrolling | ||
| Cutie | ||
| are | ||
| Remotely activated trojan | ||
| Right Back At Ya | ||
| Read between the lines | ||
| Research and development | ||
| Regards or Hello Again | ||
| Hello again or Re-hi | ||
| Request For Discussion | ||
| Really fucking rich | ||
| Really fucking soon | ||
| Right to keep and bear arms | ||
| Real life | ||
| Real life friend | ||
| Earlier | ||
| Read my lips baby | ||
| Read my mail man! | ||
| Right now! | ||
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing | ||
| Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies) | ||
| Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off | ||
| Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud | ||
| Rolling on the floor laughing | ||
| Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off | ||
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud | ||
| Right on the money | ||
| Role playing games | ||
| Rest and relaxation | ||
| Real soon now | ||
| Reason to be single | ||
| Read the documentations | ||
| Read the FAQ File | ||
| read the fucking instructions | ||
| read the fucking manual | ||
| Read the Fucking Manual | ||
| Return to keyboard | ||
| Read the manual | ||
| are you | ||
| Are You Male Or Female | ||
| are you okay | ||
| Are You Up For It | ||
| Regards | ||
| Roll your own | ||
| Send To Receive | ||
| Spam For Life | ||
| Stands Back In Amazement | ||
| Sorry, Being Thick Again | ||
| Sorry, Could Not Resist | ||
| Said Enough Darling | ||
| Smiling Ear to Ear | ||
| Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction | ||
| So Far As I Am Aware | ||
| Smiling From Ear To Ear | ||
| Safe For Work | ||
| Search Google For It | ||
| Shit Happens | ||
| Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage | ||
| Still In The Dark | ||
| Skate | ||
| Smart Little Rich Kid | ||
| Send Me An Instant Message | ||
| Subject Matter Expert | ||
| Send Me E-Mail | ||
| Shit My Pants Funny | ||
| Short Message Service | ||
| Situation Normal, All Fucked Up | ||
| Sensitive New Age Guy | ||
| Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager | ||
| Significant Other | ||
| Sense Of Humor Failure | ||
| Shit Out of Luck | ||
| Standard Operating Procedure | ||
| Straight or Gay? | ||
| sorry | ||
| Standing Room Only | ||
| Same Shit Different Day | ||
| Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms | ||
| Your *** and age | ||
| Shut The Fuck Up! | ||
| Spank The Monkey | ||
| Straight | ||
| Speak To You Soon | ||
| someone | ||
| Shut Up You Fool | ||
| Scientific Wild Ass Guess | ||
| Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss | ||
| Sent with a loving Kiss | ||
| So What Do You Think? | ||
| Scientific Wild Guess | ||
| Sweet Dreams | ||
| See You Soon | ||
| Think positive | ||
| That's all for now | ||
| Take a hike | ||
| Things are really fucked up | ||
| Taking A Shower | ||
| Text Back | ||
| To be advised | ||
| To be continued | ||
| To Be Honest | ||
| The Trouble Came Back! | ||
| Too Darn Many | ||
| Talk dirty to me | ||
| The end of the world as we know it | ||
| That is For Darn Sure | ||
| Thread from hell | ||
| Thanks for nothing or Till further notice | ||
| Thanks For Reading | ||
| Thank God it Is Friday | ||
| thank you | ||
| Thanks a million | ||
| Thank You | ||
| Thanks | ||
| Thanks | ||
| Thanks For Nothing | ||
| Thanks in advance | ||
| Think I am in love | ||
| Tongue in cheek | ||
| Three letter acronym | ||
| The list goes on | ||
| Talk to You Later | ||
| Trust me | ||
| Too many acronyms | ||
| Text Me Back | ||
| Too many fucking acronyms | ||
| Too much information | ||
| Take me Im yours | ||
| To my knowledge | ||
| There's more than one way to do it | ||
| Temporarily not available | ||
| Tongue In Cheek | ||
| Try Not To Look Like A Cock | ||
| Thanks | ||
| Tomorrow | ||
| Terms of service | ||
| Tons of Time | ||
| Team Player | ||
| The phone company | ||
| The powers that be | ||
| Totally stuck in ram | ||
| Tell someone who cares | ||
| To the best of my knowledge | ||
| Ta-Ta For Now! | ||
| Time to Go | ||
| Text to Speech | ||
| That's the ticket or to the top | ||
| To Tell The Truth | ||
| Talk to You Later | ||
| That's the way it goes | ||
| Talk To You Later | ||
| Talk to you later | ||
| Thank You Very Much | ||
| Team Work | ||
| To whom it may concern | ||
| Twat! | ||
| Thanks | ||
| text back | ||
| Thank you | ||
| thank you very much | ||
| You | ||
| You Too | ||
| Yours For Ever | ||
| You Idiot! | ||
| You Will? | ||
| unPolitically correct | ||
| your | ||
| You Are? | ||
| you are a cutie | ||
| you are a star | ||
| Your are the one | ||
| You are welcome | ||
| You Are Wise | ||
| You are too wise for me | ||
| Very Big Grin | ||
| Very Big Smile | ||
| Venture capital | ||
| Very Evil Grin | ||
| Value for money | ||
| Voice mail | ||
| Virtual reality bullshit | ||
| Very Sad Face | ||
| with | ||
| Wait... | ||
| Without A Doubt | ||
| Wild Ass Guess | ||
| What an idiot | ||
| Web application meets brick and mortar | ||
| want to | ||
| Welcome Back | ||
| Write Back Soon | ||
| Who Cares? | ||
| Who cares anyway | ||
| What did you say? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| whatever | ||
| Weekend | ||
| Wicked evil grin | ||
| Way Fun | ||
| Works for me | ||
| Wicked grin | ||
| Who gives a flying fuck | ||
| What's in it for me? | ||
| What it is we do | ||
| Winning Is So Pleasureable | ||
| Wordsmith in training | ||
| What in the fuck is this shit | ||
| weekend | ||
| Will you marry Me? | ||
| Were No One Has Gone Before | ||
| without | ||
| Wise old guy | ||
| Waste of money, brains and time | ||
| Work | ||
| With regard to | ||
| Without Thinking | ||
| What? | ||
| Want to buy | ||
| What The Fuck | ||
| Who the fuck are you? | ||
| What the fuck was that? | ||
| Way To Go! | ||
| Want to go private? | ||
| What The Hell | ||
| Way too much information | ||
| Without Thinking To Much | ||
| What is Up | ||
| what you doing | ||
| Where Are You From? | ||
| Wish you were here | ||
| When we do what it is we do | ||
| Where Were You? | ||
| Will You Call Me? | ||
| will you go out with me | ||
| What's your problem? | ||
| What's your real name? | ||
| Whatever you say | ||
| What you see is totally worthless in real life | ||
| What you see is what you get | ||
| What you see looks pretty good | ||
| Whatever you think | ||
| Wish You Were Here | ||
| Exciting | ||
| excellent | ||
| Excuuuuse Me | ||
| Hugs and Kisses | ||
| why | ||
| Yet another | ||
| Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) | ||
| Yet another bloody acronym | ||
| Yet another calendar company | ||
| You asked for it, you got it | ||
| You�ll be Sorry | ||
| Your Comment To | ||
| Your guess is as good as mine | ||
| You get what you pay for | ||
| You have mail | ||
| Yours in Christ | ||
| You Know What? | ||
| Young man | ||
| Your mileage may vary | ||
| You never know | ||
| Why Are | ||
| Yeah, sure you do | ||
| You telling the truth? | ||
| You are Welcome | ||
| yeah yeah sure sure whatever | ||
| Oh My God (Sarcastic variant) | ||
| Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
英文网络聊天用语的缩略及表情符号